Dewayne Glory Daniels decides to leave his home, a small desert trailer park where he practically reigns as king, to find a new life in the big city. With just his motorcycle, shotgun, chainsaw and Thor’s hammer, he hits the road.

He ends up in a small coastal town in California which turns out to be completely controlled by the local criminals and gangs. Looks like this town could use his help, even if it means brutally killing hundreds of people... And having lots of silly fun times with Gertrude and Arnie the local mailman.

DEWAYNE GLORY DANIELS

Dewayne will brutally murder anyone to protect anyone.

The "Glory Daniels" family name is rumored to go back more than four thousand years. His great great grandfather married Medusa at a young age. He was imprisoned for spousal abuse.

Dewayne really loves Gertrude's wrinkle sausage. And he's still very ashamed of his ancestor's rude behavior.

GERTRUDE

Gertrude was raised in a Catholic nunnery. She will forever be remembered for the year her recipe single-handedly rescued them from the wheat and livestock famine. There is a statue of her at age twelve in the corner of the kitchen, commemorating the event. Her famous dish, wrinkle sausage, has since saved the lives of thousands in times of need. To this day, no one knows how she made it.

To her, Dewayne is the perfect man. He also taught her how to kill people.

ARNIE

Arnie has spent 14 years of his life chasing his dead father's dream: to become the postmaster general. He has been haunted by the reality that this would never happen... until now.

Dewayne takes Arnie under his wing, and some of Dewayne's dangerously powerful manliness is bound to rub off. Arnie might teach Dewayne a thing or two about having feelings while they're at it.


PILOT